Q:
Did you guys ever resolve the age-old
dispute of whose name the first 'K'
is in 'K&K'?
Kit: Yeah, we compromised.
My name's first on Saturdays, Tuesdays,
and Thursdays, and it's the Captain's on
Sundays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.
Q:
But what about Mondays?
Kit: Well, nobody
likes Mondays.
Got something you've always wanted to ask Kit or
the Captain? Send it to the
Brahma Bear,
and see what they say!
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This is just one of several
new, soon-to-be-posted pics from
Krickitt. :-)
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The Parental Pirate
Being Don Karnage isn’t all that easy,
what with trying to be a feared pirate
and properly raising a protege at the
same time. Here, we examine just some
of the complex issues he must deal with
day in and day out, choosing between the
Don Karnage the parent, and Don Karnage
the pirate.
When Kit is bad:
Parent:
Makes him sit in the corner.
Pirate:
Gives him a steak dinner.
When Kit is good:
Parent:
Sticks gold stars on a chart hanging
in Kit’s room.
Pirate: Makes
him scrub floors until he learns better...
er, worse.
When Kit is feeling down:
Parent:
Takes him out for ice cream.
Pirate:
Takes him out to knock over a bank.
And then maybe for ice cream.
When Kit wants to fly:
Parent:
Sternly but gently reminds the boy that
he’s too young, but will get his
chance soon.
Pirate: By the
time Karnage stops laughing, Kit has gotten
irritated enough to leave the
room.
When Kit swears:
Parent: Administers
the ol’ soap in the mouth.
Pirate: Puts him
on the PA system and tells him to speak up.
When Kit needs motivation:
Parent: Uses encouraging
phrases like, “You can do it!”
Pirate: Lets his cutlass do the
talking: “You better do it!”
When Kit has questions about the birds and the
bees:
Parent: Sits down and
has a careful, thoughtful, heart-to-heart discussion
to answer any questions.
Pirate: “Boy, there will
soon be a time when you will start having feelings for
girls. When you find you want to do something about
it... don’t!”
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The K&Ker's Ode to Spring