The Sweater
A skit by Scarlet


Karnage: (rummaging in his closet) Now WHERE did I put my favorite coat?

Kit: (sitting on a steamer trunk, messing around with a compass) But, Cap'n, they all look the same!

Karnage: No no no, my boy. Each one has a different flair. Hmm? What's this? (holds up The Green Sweater) This hasn't fit me since I was knee-high to a grassetyhopping thingie. (tosses it over his shoulder, and Kit catches it)

Kit: Hey, nice! Can I have it?

Karnage: Sure, sure. AHA! Here it is! (pulls out a coat that looks exactly like all his other blue coat) Excellamundo!

Kit: (now has on sweater) Well, what do you think?

Karnage: Well, you are not yet the stylish dresser your marvelous captain is, but...you have potential. Untuck your scarf.

Kit: (pulls red kerchief out from under the sweater) Well?

Karnage: (gives Kit a friendly slap on the shoulder) Much better! I will make you into a continental plate of fashion yet, yes-no?

Kit: (sarcastically, under his breath) I can't wait...